#1
kotsen in een kut is het mooiste wat er is
Seksuele Uitspattingen.
311 antwoorden
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18-5-2026
#2
Ik pis toch liever in een anus ![:hearteyes:]()
#3
nou het is de eerste keer... maar hier komt het ![:openmouth:]()
het gaat te furrrr hahahahaha
het gaat te furrrr hahahahaha
#4
#5
Grapje he. ![:)]()
#6
het komt er vast wel van ![:grin:]()
#7
omfg ik ben zow geil op dit moment, maar niemand in de buurd om mee te neuken ![:cry:]()
#8
Pak je teddybeer ![:grin:]()
#9
ga straks mr purple er maar bij pakken ![:tearsofjoy:]()
#10
Have fun ![:wink:]()
#11
#12
Leiny zei:ga straks mr purple er maar bij pakken![:tearsofjoy:]()
mr purple is voor dwazen, sowieso voor mr pink gaan.
#13
MR. PINK
Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How about if i'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.
JOE
You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink.
MR. WHITE
Who cares what your name is?
MR. PINK
Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You're Mr. White. You have a cool sounding name. All right look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. How about if i'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple.
JOE
You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink.
MR. WHITE
Who cares what your name is?
MR. PINK
Yeah, that's easy for you to say. You're Mr. White. You have a cool sounding name. All right look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade?
#14
nee man mr purple doet veel meer dan mr pink 
#15
hehe vond die rellen wel leuk, echt zoiets van pak er een bak popcorn bij en heb lol voor 20 :P hehe ![:grin:]()
*keep up the good work lake ![:hearteyes:]()
*
#16
MR. PINK
Why can't we pick out our own
colors?
JOE
I tried that once, it don't work.
You get four guys fighting over
who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since
nobody knows anybody else, nobody
wants to back down. So forget it,
I pick. Be thankful you're not
Mr. Yellow.
Why can't we pick out our own
colors?
JOE
I tried that once, it don't work.
You get four guys fighting over
who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since
nobody knows anybody else, nobody
wants to back down. So forget it,
I pick. Be thankful you're not
Mr. Yellow.
#17
I wanna bet your pussy aint as pretty as mine..
I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time!
My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean..
She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My pussy's always hungry for a bug chunk o' meat
So lay your little pussy right next to mine
You can bring her over round dinner time..
![:hearteyes:]()
I don't hide my pussy like you do all the time!
My pussy's just the sweetest thing that you've ever seen
Compared to mine your pussy's really ugly and mean..
She turns into a tiger when she's ready to eat
My pussy's always hungry for a bug chunk o' meat
So lay your little pussy right next to mine
You can bring her over round dinner time..
#18
euh vode uw pollen thuishouden als je meekart naar de meeting hé!!!
![:wink:]()
edit : @ ellesdee & acidboy : zalig toch die reservoir dogs? nu krijg ik opeens weer zin om pulp fiction te kijken![:confused:]()
eneuh ellesdee jij kan liegen meidje! haha
edit : @ ellesdee & acidboy : zalig toch die reservoir dogs? nu krijg ik opeens weer zin om pulp fiction te kijken
#19
Geweldige film(s)
#20
Doodkapje zei:euh vode uw pollen thuishouden als je meekart naar de meeting hé!!!
edit : @ ellesdee & acidboy : zalig toch die reservoir dogs? nu krijg ik opeens weer zin om pulp fiction te kijkeneneuh ellesdee jij kan liegen meidje! haha
No worries doodkapje. I know my manners.